My urge toward laziness has been overwhelmed by my urge to make you all listen to me again, so here’s another post!

I’m sure you’re all thrilled. So, as I lay here sifting through titans, zombie strippers, and wasp women who are NOT my relatives, just know that I am making the minimum once-a-month-oh-f*<k-I-have-to-post effort…

And it feels amazing.